OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)
I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK”
I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT
if you’re reading this, I’m proud of you for surviving and making it through the day despite all the difficulties that you face
☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ
I’m cheering for you!!
Star Spangled Roast Dinner
BLACK COOKIE
Not Wearing Any Chicken Marsala.
Wow. That’s a terrible name for a band.
Tweed Flapjack.
Oh man, we’re totally a hipster band. We probably play ironic rockabilly.
Jean Dried Mango
I’m not sure what I expected.
Black Meat Loaf
we obviously do a lot of power ballads
Dark Green Pineapple Empanada
Shiny Golden Chicken Wings
Fuck yes we’re going to rule the Alternative world
dark blue jalapeno chips….
